Our golf ball is the Monkeyball and our ball logo is "Slap Your Monkey".
Great gift idea for the golfer that has everything
"If you're not slapping your monkey, you're stroking somebody else's balls"
Premium golf ball, 12 Ball Box
Conforms with U.S.G.A and R & A Rules
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⛳ FOR YOUR BUDDY THAT SPENDS A LOT OF TIME SLAPPING THAT MONKEY! Finally, funny golf balls that says it all about your buddy, friend, husband, wife, senior or anyone you know that spends more time playing with their balls than really playing golf. Toss a MonkeyBall XL golf ball to your bud and tell them to “Slap that Monkey” off the tee and see what happens! Instant loss of focus with exploding golf ball laughs all over the putting green & links. Easier than taking candy from a monkey!
⛳ 100% REFUNDABLE FOR 60 DAYS - OUR USGA CONFORMING ORIGINAL XL BALL: Our high velocity longer distance performance gag golf ball for high speed & accuracy off the tee makes this ball high performance for competitive play. Made for long distance, optimized velocity with medium compression core, this ball is exploding off the tee for distance but also forces your buddy to think about #SlappingThatMonkey! 😂😂😂. And since its 100% refundable it makes a great Christmas or party gift!
⛳ BEST GOLF GIFT ESPECIALLY W/ OUR MULLIGAN (Pictured): Giving boring golf balls like Polara or Snell, or some other gag golf gift is DULL! Pair this with our Mulligan club cover & you’ve got a funny golf gift that lasts for years! Imagine laughs you’ll get when your novelty gift is opened & you say “Got you these balls because I know you like to #SLAPYOURMONKEY!“ Retiree? You’re gonna spend a lot of time #SLAPPINGYOURMONKEY & the same if you’re a bachelor or inside w your putting green!
⛳ GAG GOLF BALLS MAKE A GREAT GAG GIFT & PLAY GREAT: Give a box of our balls to your buddies on the course after a few beers and see what happens. GUARANTEED LAUGHS & CONVERSATION! These are funny golf balls that you’ll want in your sack. Smack your XL monkey off the tee or put your balls in our Mulligan sack & be an attention getter. So high performance - we'd call them exploding golf balls but you might get the wrong idea! They’re not fish food, they’re the ultimate gag golf novelty gifts.
⛳EMBRACE YOUR VICE GOLF BALLS & SLAP YOUR MONKEY: Who wants schwetty testicle balls anyway? SEX sells because it distracts. And our innuendo gets in the heads of your buds making it hard to focus while you are exploding our ball off the tee! The aggressive growth dual core is offset by a response cover creating balance between explosive distance & super soft feel. Goes great as a white elephant gift or novelty gift for men & women. Don’t play with your pink sack or mysack . Slap Your Monkey!
⛳ WE BUILT THIS BALL TO GIVE YOU AN EDGE: This ball plays great on the greens and therefore, in the mind. Golf is a psychological game – our strategy makes your buddies laugh. For instance, toss them our ball and say "Slap Your Monkey". Ultimate distraction! Our shot-stopping ball with a coefficient dimple design pattern cuts through wind for more accuracy and similarly consistent flight on every shot. After that, drop-and-stop short game control. Higher Straight Direction and Longer Distance. Best golf ball accurate & longer shots.
⛳ GROWTH GRADIENT ENERGETIC LARGE CORE: Great gift for the golfer that has everything! High-launch, low spin, optimized speed & trajectory off the tee for added distance and an ultra-soft feel. However, a soft, thin cover - provides more greenside spin and softer feel on all pitches, chips and putts. Get superior performance out of a soft golf ball & a great gift for any occasion. Their soft feel starts with our Primator surlyn cover that provides softness & durability that withstands powerful hits
⛳ FASTER SPEED, HIGH LAUNCH, LESS SPIN: The new Dual Growth Energetic Large Core, Third Generation features a larger, softer inner core and a more consistent outer core in terms of hardness, with the result being faster ball speeds, higher velocity & launch angles, and less spin off the tee. Longer distance & faster golf ball with best golf balls roll & low spin makes us the golfers choice. Increased accuracy & optimized high launch
⛳ EMBRACE YOUR VICE GOLF BALLS: Sex sells because it distracts. In other words, while our durable PrImator cover ensures durability, our innuendo gets in the heads of your buds. And our new two-layer core construction super soft off the tee for better carry, higher launch, lower spin, & faster ball speeds for more distance.The aggressive core is offset by a response cover creating balance between explosive distance & above all, a super soft top golf ball feel. Goes great with our golf bag accessories for men & women.
⛳ OUR SLAP BALLS MEAN PERFORMANCE BALANCE: The enhanced feel inside creates a great roll & balance between explosive distance and a soft feel. Our fast swing optimized ball and our logo Slap Your Monkey makes this the golfers choice of vice and will both make your buddies laugh but also throw off their game while playing a USGA conforming ball. They will freeze on the tee like the north polara!Think strategy.
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When you “Slap Your Monkey” Golf Balls, you can be sure your monkey loves to take a pounding. Therefore, we make our balls for long distance off the tee. We craft the surlyn cover as tough as monkey hide. Besides that, we build the ball to USGA & RA rules. Also, each ball says "Slap Your Monkey" on it to make your friends laugh.
Most importantly, we create the “Slap Your Monkey!” Golf Ball with a sense of humor; creating laughter for you and friends on the links every time you play! Each box comes with instructions on how you can join our online community and win prizes.